Knight be like

Apple falling on Newtons head colorized

Rero rero rero rero rero rero

"Needs just a pinch of rosemary."

"When she offered me some herbal tea, this is not what I expected."

hmm taste like honeydew

Anyone pulling my tongue out will be crowned a king.

"Fuck, I forgot to remove my panties!"

Oh no my cunt it broke his nose

Help me step-knight, I'm stuck

I dub thee 'Sir Isaac Lewdton'.   Rise.

The court pissboys of eld, who ferried buckets for a meager living, thought there could be no worse job... 🥵💩🤢.. 🪙

oops

pride, prejudice and a nosey prince

"OOF, owww..."

"Mmphmmhphh!"

"Oh! I am so sorry"

"*Deep inhale* What were you doing in the tree?"

"Picking buds"

"What? Why?"

"Not important, I need to get going, bye!"

Are you sure this is how you suck the poison out?

"What do you call a factory that makes okay products?" "A satisfactory."

I fought the law and the law won.

hows the weather down there

It looks like it's starting to rain.